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Run Report: Soggy Saigon H3
#1748
Hares: Dirty Dancer and Chemically Castrated
Run Date: ##/##/2024
Location: Somewhere Only Our Hares Know
🌧️ Another wet and wild pre hash storm for the books!
Let’s start by raising a glass to our trail-setting maestro, Dirty Dancer 🍹💃. Despite that soggy classic rainy season charm, Dirty Dancer set the perfect shitty walking trail, expertly guiding our Walkers through the mean streets without needing a kayak. Cheers to you, Dirty Dancer—you made sure we could navigate without endless running with no marks!👏
Now, for our second hare… Chemically Castrated. The lad really outdid himself by laying down a trail that stretched on for 10+ km but that had only FOUR rogue markings and “bonus” detours 🌀 for anyone not with the pack.
Chemically Castrated, we’re awarding you a solid VIS rating: “Very Idiotic Setting.” 😜. But to his credit, he did redeem himself by sharing the Beer Stop location 🍺, so we could all stumble in for some liquid courage and high spirits. 🍻
With the Beer Stop behind us, we powered through the last stretch, fueled by dreams of more frothy goodness back at the end. As soon as the trail wrapped up the usual slagging in the circle, we settled in for a solid dinner and drank up every ounce of the post-run stash, which was massive due to a "fuck up" by Cherry Ho.
What’s a Hash without finishing the brews, right? 🍻🥂
Dog Shit 🐶💩, with moral support from Puppy Shit 🐾💩, serious effort by Team Jackoff and Katoyboy took on the noble task of finishing all the leftover beer like true Hash legends. Every last drop, folks. If there’s beer on offer, these heroes make sure it never goes to waste. 🙌
So here’s to Dirty Dancer, Chemically Castrated, the rain, the err and one truly unforgettable day with the Hashers.
On-On! 🎉