Saigon Hash next 1551

Hello ,

Our next Run #1551: The Hoc Mon Run

This week’s run 1551 will be close to the city, well actually part of the city but with beautiful countryside. You will see canals, fish farms, rice fields, crocodile farms, and lovely shaded pathways. There will also be a Beer stop. the hare for this run will be the tendentious Paddy Fag

Make sure you are at  the Caravelle on time, well before 2 pm (14h00). There will be a D2 pickup from the Circle of Death. Click here for the map reference. The bus generally arrives there at about 2.15 pm.

News from your GM

The Away Hash was a fantastic success and all the Hashers had a great time. It way brilliantly organised by Sloe Gin, and Fukcoffee found some great trails for us to follow. It was hot, sweaty and tiring but there was plenty of cold beer and bullshit to keep everyone happy. The experience of sleeping in an adventure playground was certainly a new one for many, and most simply had to visit Lickalotopus and Dildo Baggins just so they had an excuse to slide out of their room.

We are all now eagerly awaiting to the next Away Hash but in the mean time the run on Sunday promises to bring the usual hashing delights. I look forward to seeing you there  

On on,

Sexy Eyes 

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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.

The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. 

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Last week's Run Report

Run 1549/50 The Hash Away
Date: 16 - 17/05/2020         
Location: Nhiu Din Mountains

Run 1549 Dogs, bitches and old curs.

41 of us headed away from the city for the delights of an eco-resort with a swimming pool. We were not disappointed.

Hares: Phuc Coffee and Sloe Gin.

Dildo Baggins enjoyed the run- hard up and hard down- the trees were lovely and green and plus 9 was awarded. Ragnor Shaggypants must be a glass half empty sort of bloke- it was brown/beige and rocky for him- Rocky, Coffee, Rolo and Sachi in fact. Minus 10 dragged the ecstatic runners score down to minus one.

Here beginneth the charges:

RA Paddy Fag called up the Virgins and introduced to the ways of the Hash. Who the hell would make their first Hash a Hashaway? Thanh and Sloe Gin made her come.

Returners -One Hung Hai and Comes in Style have been isolating; Hanh has been shuttling other cocks; Room Service was in Vung Tao.

Sloe Gin was commended for the open and natural accommodation.

Paddy Fag was bolloxed for beer abuse having dropped a bottle for no apparent reason.

Charges

Tao kept a bus load of 40 people waiting for 16 minutes so she was on the ice.

Miss Saigon and all married women were called in because he has returned full of vim and vigour and it is quite clearly the delights of his wife that have rendered him so.

Miss Saigon was then charged with having a three course meal at the beer stop. And thencontinuing to run...

Fukcoffee charged Gobbler and Paddy Fag with destroying the environment for uprooting trees as they deftly made their way through the forest.

Paddy Fag has been reading a book for so long he can no longer remember the title- but that happens with Kindles anyway. It was wrapped up in a charge about ogling women at the pool- but I saw the pool and it was just an oversized paddling pool.

Vi wanted to know if Turn Off would be running so she could follow his yellow shirt. Paddy Fag
also wears a yellow shirt but he is a Shortcutting Bastard and since Turn Off was wearing a blue shirt Vi gave up and walked.

Ragnor Shaggypants and Shithouse were far too slow getting on the bus- it’s a crime- do the time.

RA takes his religious mentoring duties very seriously and so he called up Dildo Baggins and Lickalotapus as he has introduced them to America’s Best Christian.

Shithouse charged the Dog bringers for bringing “ On black one, one white one and one with a bit of shite on....”

And then we all ate and drank.... until...

Run Report 1550
The recovery run? Walk? Stroll? Amble?

Hares: Fukcoffee and Sexy Eyes.

GM led the walk and Sonic Boomboom was very impressed. He said it was “very nice” which he later amended to “the best” and he awarded it 10. Deciballs, however, was less impressed with run- lots of paper on the left and the right, but it was too bloody hot and most importantly he missed the beer stop. So minus 2. giving and overall score of 8.

Whilst Sloe Gin and Fukcoffee were in the circle they were thanked for their organisation of the weekend and the amazing walk and run.

Here beginneth the charges:

Well RA and Appedadicktome may have been chuffed that they had been booked to a Knocking Shop for the night, Room Service and Twin Knockers soon set them straight. Some people make assumptions when they see attractive, nubile Vietnamese women with European men. Twin Knockers was able to convince the hotel management that they just wanted a good night’s sleep and none of that hanky panky.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an American led us all to an impromptu beerstop- the irony being it was the Scotsman who paid! Thanks Appendadicktome- you neither sound nor behave like a Scot.

Kanibo- could be German - might be Canadian was charged with being German Then he was charged again because both he and Down Easy share a spirit of curiosity and risk taking and joined a bunch of people dropping shredded paper along the way.

Sexual mis and mrs Demeanours- Miss Saigon crept away in the night to see Mrs Miss Saigon; Turn Off crept away for his 10th Wedding Anniversary.

Kick Arse drank for sporting a new hair colour; Wanker Banker upset Fukcoffee by
congratulating his lockdown gains; Quay was charged with being a walker who ran more than the runners.

The naming

Jimmy Carter dodged a few bullets- Son of Spandex and Donald’s Dump being just two of them. By democratic means he got away with The Flusher and was so named by RA. Who almost remembered the words.

So then Paddy Fag got charged by GM for all sorts of shite.

Thats all for this week folks 

On On 

Gobbler

Other Hashes in Saigon

The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). 

The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com   

The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.

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