Aussie Day Saigon Hash run 1544

Hello ,

Our next Run #1544: Aussie Day

Occasion: Australia Day. This will be a city run (no bus over the TET holiday).
venue: Where: A to B run, starting in the park next to the new Sangrimar Bistro.
When: 3.15pm for a 3.30pm start.
Run fees: drinkers vnd200,000, non-drinkers vnd50,000.
There maybe a “ball-breaker” run if four or more hashers confirm their interest in it prior to January 22 (Confirm to GE by SMS on 0903 927 048 or lawriewilson43@gmail.com  
hares: GE, Sexy Eyes
Directions: A (Start): In the park next to the new Sangrimar Bistro & Venue at Trần Văn Trà, street Tân Phong Ward, Quận 7, HCM City.

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On On: The B finish, Hash Circle and On-On is at Pitchers Sports Bar and Grill - RIVERSIDE APARTMENT C, Nguyễn Lương Bằng, Phú Mỹ, Quận 7, HCM City.

https://goo.gl/maps/fjPxUrm4tfyZHjVW7

Pitchers will provide an Aussie-style BBQ dinner at a discount price for hashers of vnd100,000 per head.
The hares will arrange transport of bags from A to B.

News from your GM

The Hump today at 5pm is at Jet Lag, 108 Ham Nghi

Tet is upon us. Get to the airport much earlier than usual if you are travelling. For those of you who are staying in Saigon, see you on Sunday.

Don't forget the following hash is on Saturday 01st Feb in the morning and lunch time to celebrate Miss Saigon's wedding in Long Thanh (Dong Nai) a traditional hashing area.

Have a wonderful holiday, and see you in the new year. 

Chuc Mung Nam Moi ! 

On on,

Fukoffee

Fore more information, visit our new website saigonhashers.com or go to the Saigon Hash Facebook pages.

Thanks to our Sponsors

We are grateful for the support of our sponsors and in turn ask our hashers to support them.

Today is Wednesday and Humping day, starting at 5 pm. To accommodate all Humpers on crutches, the Hump will be held at Jet Lag,108 Ham Nghi, D1. For Humpers, the happy hour will be 5 to 7 pm. https://maps.app.goo.gl/su9DX97CqR2Dt4vD9

The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. 

Text SH (aka Sytze at +84 938 818 505) or email to saigonmmc@gmail.com if you want receive all last minute info through the Hump WhatsApp group.

Last week's Run Report

Run 1543 Katoyboy Runs Again

Location:District 2

Date: 19/01/2020         

The hares for this run were Katoyboy and I Choked Linda Lovelace with Sexy Eyes keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The trails was a traipse through suburbia, encountering real people, parks , undergrowth rivers alleys, roads and tracks.The runners were entertained with beer at a local cafe whilst the walkers opted for the beer option, some of the hashers decided at that point to swap from the run to the walk. The plant covered buildings and were particularity eye catching, whilst Wanker Banker was dismayed to find that despite her sexiest efforts No No was not overly impressed. Many of the runners Felt that the hares may have been suffering from Osteoporosis as there was a distinct lack of calcium carbonate on the run, motorbikes riding over the markings and redistributing it were deemed to be responsible. Copteaser gave the run a score of 7, whilst No No gave the walk a score of 3. Wanker Banker claimed that her presence made it at least a 6 so the overall score was deemed to be 5.3

The virgin for this run was Mike who came with Tutsi Robinson. No No was visiting from Taiwan and came thanks to the Internet, whilst 007 from Canada came a day early, did  8 km without finding any chalk and shared a beer at the end with the hares.

General Erection then acted as a stand in for Shithouse who survived last weeks hash only to break his leg whilst trying to get into his house. Inbound was charged for his behaviour at the last hash he attended when he had spent all the circle directing operations at Heathrow in order to ensure CL got the family Christmas she had been wishing for. Happy Flasher the ex-hash flash was charged for not flashing on the hash. Then it was back to General Erection who has been encouraging his African connection Ballcock to help him smuggle ivory into Vietnam disguised as the handles of pocket knives.

Finally Pole Polisher was brought in as he passes himself off as the greenest American in Ho Chi Minh, by riding the bus with the locals, however it has recently been uncovered that he flies from America business class to enable him to smuggle 30 kg of Colgate toothpaste and fruit into the country each trip. He was joined by the other smugglers of unnecessary items Sloe Gin and General Erection. 

The hashers then ate and drank in comfort with out having to worry about the long bus ride home

That's all for this week.

Sexy Eyes signing off.

Other Hashes in Saigon

The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). 

The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com   

The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.

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