Next Saigon Hash 1543 Katoey Boy Runs Again

Hello ,

Our next Run 1543: Katoy Boy Runs Again

For this week’s run the hares will be Katoey Boy, I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes. The run will be in District 2 and will be an A to A run. It will be out in the leafy suburbs, with rivers, parks, roads, alleys and hopefully kites. There will also be a beer stop. The run fee will be 150,000 vnd for drinkers and 50.000 vnd for non drinkers. Hashers should meet at Nhu Nguyen Cafe and Car Wash, Anh Phu at 2:45 pm as the run will start at 3 pm. For directions click here.

News from your GM

Great turnout at last weeks 'ballbreaker' hash - thanks everyone for participating. We send our best wishes to Shithouse who suffered an injury when returning home.

Tet is upon us already - as there is no bus for the next 2 weeks - so we will hold city runs instead for those hashers relaxing in Saigon. 

Come to Miss Saigon's wedding hash on Sat 1st Feb departing in the morning. More details to follow.

The current Hash committee will dissolve on 07th March and a new Hash committee will be elected at a Hash Party - if you want to be a GM or hold another position to support our hash, please advise General Erection, or another committee member. We would like to have more Vietnamese in the committee.

Take care if you are travelling in the coming week, see you on the hash soon!

On on,

Fuckoffee

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Thanks to our Sponsors

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All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.

The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. 

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Last week's Run Report

Run 1542 Phucing Perfect Path
Date:  12/01/2020

Location: Dong Nai 

The hares for this run were Chichi Madera and Phuc My 2 with Sexy Eyes turning up on the day to shepherd the walkers around the trail. There was an overabundance of hashers who squeezed onto the bus at the Caravelle causing the Tickler mobile to be invaded at the final D2 pick up. It made for a cosy trip out and back. The hares had misjudged the start with the bus unable to navigate the turn so an impromptu A was declared at the closest accessible point and the hashers were treated to an extra  km on their trail. The trail was beautiful with rubber, cashew and banana plantations.However, this did lead to a certain amount of foraging on both the run and the walk as hashers were unable to resist the tempting treats, Wanker Banker was very excited because the “small ones always taste better”! The undulating landscape provided plenty of challenge with undergrowth to push through, ravines to jump and cliffs to scramble over. The hares had even made a special effort to protect the mental health of Australians and ensure it reminded them of home. There was ash all over the ground and bush fires to welcome them back to the bus. The walkers dived for cover when the local started shooting at them, only to find that their presence was actually being celebrated with firecrackers, Pole Polisher quickly dulled the flashbacks that this provoked with his trusted tipple Sam Miguel. The walk report was given by Helen who thought it was fantastic, well organised and very  multicultural. She enjoyed chatting to her fellow walkers and was not too hot due to the ample shade provided she gave a score of -2. Bukakki Kid gave the run report. He enjoyed the rural location with all the plantations and felt challenged by the ambiguous checks. He gave a score of 100, making the overall score 44.

Shithouse then awarded Taste Great with his 50 run T shirt. It was well deserved as he probably ran 3 times as far as any other hasher in order to achieve it. He graciously took it off and put it on.

There were then numerous virgins to welcome. From Vietnam we had Thuy, Hung, To, Quay, Nghi, Kha, Tun, Luke, Whit, Bap, Hoa, lam, Lan, Quin, Vun, and Chi most of them came thanks to  PM2 and How Come with a few other hashers helping out. Other virgins were Ryan from the USA and Ben from France who used google to make them come, Steven from Switzerland who came with his wife, Michelle from the USA, Homoschemer made her come, Hannah from the UK who Gobbler made come, JF from France via Australia who Sexy Eyes made come, and  Helusia form the UK via Australia who came with her brother I Choked Linda Lovelace. The visitors were Jersey Steamer, Small Dick Big Jeans, and Homoschemer. The returnees were Bukakki Kid who has finally managed to persuade his company that they need him back in Vietnam, Inflight Service, Tastes Great, and Finger Ring. The final returnees were Appendadicktome and Room Service who are back from their long stint under cover in Malaysia. They have been wearing their burkas for so long that they couldn’t bear to take them off despite the protestations of our resident Muslim Shithouse.

Next two of our beautiful Vietnamese hashers were eligible for appropriately beautiful names. After much mass debating Easy In, Easy Out and Mount Fuji Bush were initiated into the hash in the traditional manner

All that remained was to bade farewell to Invade My Date who is fucking off again, before piling onto the bus for the trip back to Ho Chi Minh.

That's all for this week.

Sexy Eyes signing off.

Other Hashes in Saigon

The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). 

The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com   

The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.

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