Saigon Hash next run 1542
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Hashing: Discover amazing trails around Saigon
Our next Run #1542: Phucing Perfect Path This Sunday's run starts 1 hour earlier, leaving the Caravelle at 13.00hrs
News from your GM On Saturday 1st Feb we will have a morning / lunchtime wedding hash to celebrate Miss Saigon's wedding to Mrs Miss Saigon, in Long Thanh, Dong Nai. This be the hash for that weekend. All hashers are invited.More details on the website. Saturday 07th March will be the Annual General Piss up where we kick out the old committee and welcome in a new hash committee. If you want to put yourself up for GM or any other jobs on the hash, please let General Erection or another committee member know.
On on, Fukoffee
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The Saigon Hash Hump
All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday. To receive the latest Hump info click here to join the WhatsApp group. Last week's Run Report
The hares for this run were Rock Bottom and The Tickler so, as I'm sure you can imagine, it certainly lived up to its name. The trail was easily followed with a 9 km run and a 6.5 km walk. It led through rubber plantations, and rubber plantations and you guessed it more rubber plantations. The shade was appreciated and the rubber trees magnificent. For variety the hares managed to find some, mountains to climb, some rivers to cross, a lake to circumnavigate. Some reluctant runners who were trying to live up to their New Year Resolutions pretended that the walk was actually the run and, surprisingly, arrived back first. It then became apparent that the rubber plantations of Binh Duong have been designated as militarily sensitive areas without anyone informing the Hash. Thus upon completing the trail the hashers were greeted by Binh Duong's finest who had been dispatched to keep and eye on them and ensure that they were not undercover spies. Luckily the spies among us have been very well trained and we managed to maintain the normal facade of idiocy and alcoholism, lulling our guards into a false sense of security. There was a suggestion form the stand-in GM that the hares must have forgotten that we are supposed to pay out the unlucky money before the run to ensure that this type of supervision is avoided The circle commenced with Kasey describing the walk as good and giving a score of 1. Spandex man had initially been pleased by the lack of motorbikes but the lack of checks, soon had him lagging far behind and wishing for a motorbike to help him keep up. He awarded -9, giving a overall score of -4.
The Septuagenarians were then called in with an appropriate Shithouse lookalike to enable us to honour this esteemed hashers birthday in the traditional manner. The Vietnamese were then called in for threatening the future of the hash with their new zero tolerance for drinking and driving. The Dutch were reprimanded for not knowing where they come from; their Prime Minister has recently felt the need to remind them that the country is called The Netherlands not Holland. The Americans were then educated about the anatomical differences between a deer and a human as it seems that some of their hunters have become confused about this; they need to remember "4 legs good; 2 legs bad"! Finally it seems that the Australians have excelled themselves in their demonstration of how to behave in a respectful manner when at a memorial service. As a result of their skills the hash circle was invited to learn some of their favourite phrases. That's all for this week. Sexy Eyes signing off.
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The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.
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The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. 
Run 1541 The Best Run of the Decade 
The Virgins this week were Kasey from Seattle, Noel helped her to come, and John from Vancouver, who made himself come. The visitors were Noel From Florida, CC from India and Dags Broom from Australia, who was very impressed that the trail was not on Trip Adviser. The returnees were Alexander who has just returned from Russia, Spandex Man who has been on a Hash Sex Tour, Sticky Stigma who has been lazy, Low Maintenance who has been busy with her second job, and Thao who has been studying.
he Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (
The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com 
Nothing interesting to report. It seems all news is coming from our own Saigon Hash.