Saigon Hash next run 1540

Hello ,

Our next Run #1540: 

The annual New Year Celebration city run will be held on Sunday December 29, 2019, starting and finishing at In-Saigon Rooftop Bar - 1st floor, 29 Huỳnh Thúc Kháng Street, (corner of Ton That Dam street) District 1, Hồ Chí Minh City.

Assemble at 3.00pm for a 3.30pm start. Run fee VND200,000 for expats and VND100,000 for Vietnamese.

The run is approximately 8.5km and includes lots of checks. The walk is approximately 4.5km. There is a beer stop.

Running hares: Invade my Date and General Erection. Walking hare: Pole Polisher.

Be there or be square.

News from your GM

Wish all hashers a happy christmas and see you in the new year back on trail.

Onon

Fuckoffee

Fore more information, visit our new website saigonhashers.com or go to the Saigon Hash Facebook pages.

Thanks to our Sponsors

We are grateful for the support of our sponsors and in turn ask our hashers to support them.

All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday.

The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. 

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Last week's Run Report

Run 1539 The Annual Christmas Pub Crawl
Date: 21/12/2019         
Location: District 1

The Christmas crawlers gathered at In Saigong at 3pm and headed out some time after to spread their Christmas merriment around the bars of Saigon. Everyone was in a festive mood and we even had 2 Sexy Santas with us thanks to the efforts of Dildo Baggins and Lickalotopus. Latecomers joined along the path which became more wobbly as the beer levels increased. Luckily everyone made it down to the river for the tradition circle next to the bomb casings kindly donated by the American, they were thanked for this, and the pristine waters. The revelers summed up the crawl as poor, shitty, the best crawl this year and full of drunks and lushes. It was noted that we had been led past massage parlors that we were not allowed into and bars with the cheapest beer in Saigon that we bypassed, and then a score of -69 was awarded.

The virgin on the crawl was Amanda from Canada who needed both Lickalopus and Dildo Baggins to make her come. The visitors were Easy Lay and Jessabelle from the USA via  the Bamberg Hash in Germany.

The Americans were then charged with impeaching the greatest leader in history, Donald Trump. The British claimed their look-alike was even better except he always comes late as he is unable to leave. Their speaker is also under-dressed since Ballcock stole his wig to wear to victory in the Miss Saigon Pageant recently. However they claimed back the American national anthem which was originally a British drinking song. I Choked Linda Lovelace and Peckerhead performed a very romantic new shoes down down cementing the special relationship that exists between the 2 nations.

Then it was back on the trail visiting more disreputable establishment before finishing off exactly where  we had started. 

That's all for this week.

Sexy Eyes signing off.

Other Hashes in Saigon

The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). 

The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com   

The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.

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