Run #1753 Sore Arse's Birthday Run – Run Report

🎉 Hash Report: The Binh Duong GM's Birthday Run 🎂

A small but valiant band of hashers gathered, braving the day armed only with warm beer and sheer determination. The crew: two virgins, One at a Time, Paddy Fag, a surprisingly very fit and definitely not brutally hungover Cocktail Fail, Lurprick, Katoyboy, Rocky, Just Paul, and the illustrious Pole Polisher, set off for Binh Duong.

The Trail:

On arrival, Mullaflatyre (living up to the name with TWO flat tyres that day) and Sore Arse (the older but no less dashing BDH3 GM) set an intriguing chalk trail. The group was joined by Just Corin, a random Saffa, a virgin, two "Virgin Horror Hoarders," and their 5-year-old "Virgin Horror," who shockingly turned out to be a FRONT RUNNING BASTARD, despite ripping his knees to sheds twice.

There was a beer stop (obligatory), trail shortcuts (traditional), and plenty of camaraderie along the way.

The Circle:

At the Circle, Katoyboy, BDH3 Grandfather, graced us with wisdom about the ways of BDH3 and shared mysterious Mexican traditions straight out of Saigon. Virgins were welcomed, hares were worshiped and charges were laid for foul and disgusting transgressions.

Fueled and rehydrated, the hashers boarded the bus.

Lurprick valiantly attempted to rally the virgins for an ON-ON, but fate (and fatigue) had other plans. Instead, the rump of the hash ended up at Mulligans for a cup of tea and an early night (yeah, right).