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Hashing: Discover amazing trails around Saigon
Our next Run ICLL to Miss Saigon Day: Saturday Date: 25/07/2020 This week’s run will be Dong Nai with the Hares I Choked Linda Lovelace and Miss Saigon. It will be a flat easy run with plenty of shade set through plantations. The On On will be held at the run site and will be Pot Luck so please bring something to share with your fellow Hashers. There will be a BBQ available if you prefer to cook at the site. Despite the best efforts of Turkish Airlines I Choked Linda Lovelace will be leaving us on the 7th of August. As this will be his penultimate run Hashers are invited to head to Sky 9 Bar in District 2 to celebrate his imminent departure. The bar has a dance floor so bring your dancing shoes. Make sure you are at the Caravelle before 2 pm (14h00) or you will find that the bus has already left. There will be a D2 pickup from two bus stops along the south side of the Hanoi Highway, one opposite the Thao Dien Rd. and the other in front of Estella Heights. Bus arrives there at about 2.15 pm so aim to be there before 2:10 pm (14:10). Also note our upcoming runs:
*) SaigonH3 30th Anniversary
#) Red Dress run
News from your GM Whilst Saigon was drenched in rain the lucky Hashers spent Sunday afternoon wandering along beautiful shaded trails in perfect weather. The trail was expertly set by Sore Arse and Shithouse so our thanks go to them, they even managed to get all the Hashers back at the same time. Whilst the rain threatened to dampen spirits in the circle it relented supplying a beautiful rainbow instead and the Hashers remained dry for the rowdy ride back to Saigon. Please remember that the 30th Birthday run will be on 22-23 August and save the date. The schedule has yet to be finalised, in true mismanagement style, however the basic outline is as follows. On Saturday afternoon the bus will pick hashers up from the Caravelle and D2 and take us to Dong Nai for an amazing trail set by Turn Off and Shithouse. On Saturday evening the celebration will continue at a secret location. On Sunday there will be a recovery run set by Fukcoffee and Sexy Eyes, with Hashers making their own way to the start point followed by an On On at a restaurant at the run site. For those needing more than 2 runs per weekend the Monday Hash is always very pleased to welcome Sunday Hashers and the Harriettes have decided they can be bothered to do a run in D2 on the Friday night. We will soon be looking for someone to be in charge of Haberdash. If you are interested please let me know or send an email to saigonmmc@gmail.com.
That's all for this week, On on Sexy Eyes Join the Saigon Hash & Hump WhatsApp Send a text to SH (aka Sytze at +84 938 818 505) or email to saigonmmc@gmail.com if you want receive all last minute info through the Hash & Hump WhatsApp group.
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The Saigon Hash Hump
All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the Hash Hump. There are two of these amazing events to attend every week:
The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after the started start time. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. Join the WhatsApp group (see above in this Newsletter) if you want to receive all last minute Hump info. Last week's Run Report Run 1559 – The ‘Sore is back’ Run. Location: Dong Nai Running Hare: Shit House; Walking Hare: Sore Arse Run Report: No Cunt Troll No Cunt Troll said it was very hot on a beautiful run and gave it a score of -10. Walk Report: Ragnar Shaggy Pants Ragnar Shaggy Pants said the walk consisted of dogs shagging, mud and a beautiful lake and private parties. He gave it a score of -10. This gives the run a score of -10 (according to Sore Arse’s non mathematical calculation) Virgins, Visitors and Returnees. Paddy Fag Welcomed the virgins, Polly from Vietnam, made to come by Dorothy; wTom from the UK brought in by Precision Tool; Tuomas frm Finland, who was brought in by his mother in law (Good work for Mother in Law); Thanh from Vietnam , brought in by her mother (Good mother too); Simon from Russia; Elizabeth from HCMC; Khanh from HCMC and Ly from HCMC were brought in by their friends (Good friends) and Mai from HCMC made herself come. Paddy Fag taught these virgins the rituals of the HASH The visitors were, No Cunt Troll from Nha Trang; Tom from another HASH and Cunning Linguist spying from Hanoi. Charges: Paddy Fag charged two if the virgins for asking where they could find a toilet, when there are plenty of trees and bushes to hide behind. Paddy fag then charged Runny Yolk for saying she would do the William of Orange run, keen to do it, then had to pull out as she had to go to a friend’s engagement party. Paddy Fag continued to charge I Choked Linda Lovelace for thinking we got rid of him, but he’s still here. Sexy Eyes brought in Happy Flasher to present her with a name necklace so we don’t forget who she is and also Runny Yolk to give her a named necklace for having completed 200 runs. Shit House awarded Paddy Fag for having set the HASH trail 150 times, Van Hanoi and Fingering for completing 25 runs, however Van Hanoi wasn’t on today’s HASH and Shit House only had a 50 run T-shirt, he awarded it to Fingering. Shit House awarded the largest 25 run T-shirt to Merci Beaucoup. Fukcoffee charged Paddy Fag for asking him to hold the bus at 1:45pm, Fukcoffee said it was too heavy, so Paddy Fag said his Grab bike would get him there on time. This also allowed Merci Beaucoup to be late and Mr. Purple to buy food at Circle K only to eat it all because it was too good to share with Fukcoffee. The bus was forced to drive a loop round the Caravelle in order to wait for Paddy Fag, who told the bus to pick him up by the river. Runny Yolk charged the HAREs for making a false trail, but the HASHERs decided to continue in that route until they were confronted by a bush and were forced to go back to find the correct trail. Fukcoffee charged the French because the French President, Macron fired the prime minister. This lead Paddy Fag to congratulate the Brits for having a Prime Minister like Boris Johnson. The On On was held on a rooftop bar in District 1, sorry Sore Arse didn’t get the name. On On Sore Arse.
Other Hashes in Saigon The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). The BD Hash House Harriers in is a "drinking club with a running problem." We run (hangovers permitting) at a time and place of "the Hares" choosing. Contact GM Broken Seal on 09 3644 7840 for details or send us an email at: binhduonghhh@gmail.com
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on the Saigon Hash Facebook.
News from the Hash world Nothing interesting to report. It seems all news is coming from our own Saigon Hash.
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